barbara_hambly ([info]barbara_hambly) wrote,
@ 2008-05-01 09:11:00
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Medieval Football

This was a University sport. At medieval universities like Oxford, Paris, Bologna, and Salerno, students hung out with - and ate with - other guys from their own countries: Brits with Brits, Germans with Germans, etc. Football games were either between one nationality and another, or between the students as a team and the young non-students of the town (usually trade apprentices)(who hated the students - obviously, the students had more money and more leisure, thus got all the girls). Teams were as many guys as you could round up. You'd put a ball in the middle of the street, and each team would try to move the ball past the other team and down to that end of town: over roofs, through yards, down alleys, etc. It was like Steroid Rugby with no fence around the field and no rules. There were occasional fatalities. Streets were unpaved and there were roving herds of pigs in most cities, so I imagine it gave new meaning to the phrase, "fighting dirty." Since the only police in any town was the volunteer Night Watch, sometimes games were accompanied by looting of shops in the confusion. University authorities didn't approve, but if you've got a bunch of 18-year-olds who have to listen to lectures in Latin all day, they've got to do something.

Other University sports were drinking and sex.

And yes, King John managed to lose the Royal Treasury in actual quicksand. He was crossing the estuary of a tidal river while the tide was out - this was before Kings had a permanent headquarters in London, so they took their treasury with them when they traveled. This custom was discontinued shortly after this (not that it mattered a lot, then). 

Exchequer Rolls establish that John paid a special servant to draw and heat water for a bath for him, every six weeks whether he needed it or not.



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[info]snowy_owlet
2008-05-01 04:48 pm UTC (link)
Fantastic!

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[info]namastenancy
2008-05-01 05:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm fascinated by medieval life but I can just imagine how rank everything smelled. No baths, no dental hygiene, garbage and sewage in the streets, pigs underfoot, horse manure...I guess that it was what they were accustomed to but I imagine that if any of us went back via a time machine, the stench would knock us over.

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[info]snowy_owlet
2008-05-01 09:11 pm UTC (link)
It is precisely this question that makes me howl with laughter when I hear folks at the Renaissance Festival talk about "being born in the wrong time."

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[info]rhj_rs
2008-05-01 06:09 pm UTC (link)
Other University sports were drinking and sex.

Glad to see some things have stayed the same over the years...

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[info]ross_teneyck
2008-05-01 08:38 pm UTC (link)
I read somewhere the formula for building a successful university: be sure that there is plenty of football for the alumni, parking for the faculty, and sex for the students.

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[info]archangelbeth
2008-05-01 06:15 pm UTC (link)
I worship you, and thank you so much for this post.

...literal quicksand... *beth puts her head down and laughs and laughs*

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[info]incandescens
2008-05-01 09:08 pm UTC (link)
IIRC, the river in question was the Wash. This is why countless schoolchildren have sniggered over the fact that "King John lost his crown in the Wash".

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[info]dorianegray
2008-05-01 08:53 pm UTC (link)
I now want to watch a game of Medieval Football. Which probably means I'm about as mature as your students. :-)

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[info]chickwriter
2008-05-02 12:01 am UTC (link)
Football, drinking and sex...Humans haven't changed much, have they? ::G::

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[info]writergirlie
2008-05-02 01:11 am UTC (link)
Other University sports were drinking and sex.

LOL!! Some things never change, I guess ;)

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[info]saffie
2008-05-02 08:04 am UTC (link)
The game is still played in some places on special occasions. For instance: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Shrovetide_Football

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[info]dream_wind
2008-05-03 12:10 am UTC (link)
And King John lost most of the crown jewels in the same accident. Silly John.

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[info]muzzle1971
2008-05-05 07:27 am UTC (link)
I am so glad you called it football, and not the annoying "soccer"......you still want to see Medieval football, come down to the Reebok and watch Bolton Wanderers, as our manager still tries to play the medieval way......"Come on you white men"

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Medieval football
[info]barbara_hambly
2008-05-05 01:39 pm UTC (link)
I've always seen it referred to as "football," rather than soccer or rugby, though I understand that the name has very different connotations in Britain than it does in the US. At this distance of time (eons) since I first read of it, I don't recall whether the texts I was reading were British or American, but I don't think I've ever seen it called anything else. God knows what the original players referred to it as.

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Re: Medieval football
[info]muzzle1971
2008-05-05 02:05 pm UTC (link)
Well, there has been a form of kicking game around in the UK for a few centuries (it was called shrovetide), and the early derivatives involved more fighting than actual kicking a ball shaped object. Football was, as you say, a University sport, and Rugby was actually a sport that came from football. It is only when it went professional in 1888 with 12 original clubs(of which my club was one), that it actually was then taken as a sport for the masses, as the Universities etc wanted to maintain their amateur status. I guess the texts must have been european, as soccer is a relatively new name for the sport. Original players have always known it as football or "footy", you do realise that I have to insist that you now become a fellow Bolton Wanderer...*smiles*

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